impolite cowards

Posted by dumbwhore on December 16th, 2005 filed in Uncategorized

Women of America, I feel sad for you. Today’s men just aren’t much to impress.

So I’m sitting in the can at work. Some mental midget walks into the stall next to me and apparently it was stopped up. So he flushes it and it overflows. I didn’t know any of this until it overflowed because I became aware of the sound of water splattering on tiles instead of urine splattering on water. So then the genius runs over to get some paper towels to try and sop it up. These he tosses in the trash then he grabs more paper towels and goes at it again. At this point he flees the scene. Note that I didn’t mention anything about handwashing. And it’s not like we have a mop & broom closet around here. The cleaning people have to push all that crap around themselves. So they weren’t running for a mop.

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