pro life? pro choice? a polemic idiot? …not on this issue

Here’s my proposal.

Ban that one abortion, the one that practically no one will complete. I think they call it a partial birth abortion? Basically they induce birth via oxytocin and then hack the skull apart. Not fun and since basically no one’s doing it(0.2%), it tosses a bone to the conservatives.

Of course, for medical reasons, any procedure should be legal and that should be stated explicitly.

Second term abortion is left intact, UNTIL, there are less than a thousand babys up for adoption in America. If the conservatives start putting their money where there mouth is, I think they should be rewarded for doing the children that much good. Much as I despise the mythology of Christianity, I’d tolerate it if it meant kids growing up in happy families. That’s another thing. All the money saved from fostering kids and having orphanages will be rerouted to inspection of currently placed children. I don’t want a bunch of Jesus freaks adopting a hundred kids just to get this law passed.

Finally, first term abortion is legal and the OTC day after pill we be legally mandated to be sold without any intervention by any pharmacist. It would HAVE to be stored in front of the counter where no fat white man could try to impose his will on some poor kid.

That’s it. I call it Hungarian Goulash for the uterus.

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