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YouTubeCory Branan – White T Girls
Probably the hottest white trash girl on TV, by far, is Jaime Pressly. Man, I want to fuck the hell out of her.
Say what you will, but white trash girls are frequently some of the few chicks that I actually understand and enjoy. That said, their penchant for drama drives me up the fucking wall. And occasionally their obsessive need to get revenge can get your ass into deep shit. But the voodoo punani definitely helps make up for it.
I’m talking about girls who are at parties like this one. There’s a guy in a John Deere jacket, a guy with hair and a blue get-up that made me blow it up to be sure he was a dude, and a couple gals boxing the fuck outta one another. Notice that the current White Trash Girl who has the upper hand has her glove turned upside down. Why? Because they only had one set of gloves and she’s got a left glove on her right hand. That’s how White Trash Girls Roll!
Image by moron noodle
Here’s another one. Notice the chain of hearts tattoo and another one on the forearm. I can’t tell you why, but I want to fuck the hell out of this girl. Not sure I’d even want to do it again, but at least once I’d like to set her double-wide a rocking:
Image by ElektraCute
Finally, here’s Cory Branan singing about White Trash Girls. Autopsy IV’s post about Rock of Love inspired me for this whole post. Cory has a myspace page.
“Probably the hottest white trash girl on TV, by far, is Jaime Pressly.”
amen.
Her part in Joe Dirt was awesome…I’m Yr Sister…I’m Yr Sister…I’m Yr Sister…
comedic gold.
Yeah, wish I could have found a pic of Jaime that isn’t copyrighted. Not a damn thing anywhere in flickr. But most people know who she is, so c’est la vie.